Tell Me a Story Daddy

Daddy?

Yeah Princess.

Daddy tell me a story.

Susie lived with her father. He called her Princess, or Puddin’. Sometimes he called her Cupcake.

Tell me a story Daddy.

He took a long pull off a beer.  

Daddy’s tired Puddin’.

Please?

Aw Cupcake…

Daddy tell me a story about bears in a house and a witch with a…

Okay okay okay..

He lit another Marlboro.

Tell you a story…okay Puddin’…once there was house—

Did bears live in it Daddy?

No Princess. No bears. But the house was in a forest, in the woods, see, and—

And a girl lived there, with seven dwarves, right Daddy?

No Puddin’. A man lived there. ‘Bout my size.

He opened another beer.

Was he a nice man Daddy?

No Cupcake, he wasn’t. He wasn’t a nice man. He wasn’t nice at all.

But he met a princess right Daddy? And he kissed her, and then—

Nope. No Puddin’. He was afraid to kiss a girl. But he thought about girls a lot. So one day he went to the big city. And he found a girl, and brought her home to the woods.

And they lived happily ever after, hunh Daddy.

He took a long drag off a Marlboro.

No Princess. The man gave her a drink. A special drink.  

Like a potion Daddy?

Yeah, Cupcake. Like a potion.

He picked up the beer can.

Empty.

Anyway, she fell asleep. And the man cut her up into nine different pieces. Kept a few. Buried the rest in the woods.

Susie ran from the room, in tears.

Hey.

Puddin’.

He lit the butt of a Marlboro.

Bring Daddy another beer.

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